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Featured · Paid Media

The Meta CAC playbook for 2026

When your Meta CAC doubles, the instinct is to "try a different creative." That's almost never the actual problem. Here's the order of things to check, ranked by how often each one is the culprit.

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Analytics · 4 min read

Why your GA4 conversions look broken (and aren't)

The four GA4 quirks that make every dashboard look like a disaster. With the exact filters that fix them.

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Strategy · 7 min read

Freelancer or agency? A small-business decision tree.

The honest version. When freelancers deliver more value, when agencies are worth it, and when you should just ask halp instead.

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SEO · 5 min read

Is ChatGPT killing your SEO traffic?

Probably not yet. But here's how to tell, and the three concrete moves to make if you're worried.

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Email · 6 min read

The welcome flow that prints money for ecom

An 8-email sequence built around one principle: stop selling, start teaching. Templates and timing inside.

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AI · 8 min read

The AI agent stack we'd actually deploy in 2026

Practical agents that save real hours: lead qualification, content drafting, and competitor monitoring. Not a 50-slide deck.

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Paid Media · 5 min read

Why your TikTok ads aren't working (and Meta is)

The audience targeting myth that's eating your TikTok budget. Plus the creative format that consistently outperforms.

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Analytics · 6 min read

The attribution model debate is over. Here's what to use instead.

First-touch, last-touch, multi-touch — they're all wrong, but in useful ways. The framework we actually use with clients.

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Strategy · 4 min read

The $300 marketing audit checklist

30 things to check before spending another dollar on ads. The same audit halp experts run on every new account.

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