Real questions, real answers
The questions agencies won't answer.
No discovery call required. No "let me get back to you Monday." Just specific, no-BS answers from a senior marketer — usually within minutes.
Paid Media
My Meta CAC just doubled this month. What do I check first?
Is TikTok worth it for a B2B service business in 2026?
My Google Ads quality score tanked. Walk me through fixing it.
What's a realistic CTR for plumbing services in Phoenix?
Can you audit my Meta account and tell me what's broken?
Is this $8K influencer quote insane or fair?
SEO & Content
My organic traffic dropped 30%. Algorithm update or technical issue?
Should I be worried about ChatGPT replacing Google for my business?
Can you review my landing page copy before I run traffic to it?
How do I rank for "near me" searches in 5 cities?
What's a good blog cadence for a 4-person SaaS?
Is programmatic SEO worth it for my use case?
Email & Lifecycle
Klaviyo or Mailchimp for a Shopify store doing $50k/mo?
Write me 3 cold-email subject lines for roofers.
My welcome flow has 8 emails. Is that too many?
What's a good winback flow for lapsed subscribers?
My open rates fell off a cliff. Deliverability or content?
Should I send from a personal name or the brand?
Analytics & Data
GA4 says my conversions dropped 40%. Real, or is GA4 broken again?
What attribution model should I trust for paid social?
Can you set up conversion events in GTM for me?
My Looker dashboard is a mess. Where do I start?
How do I track LTV for a subscription product?
Is my CAC calculation including everything it should?
Strategy & Operations
Should I hire an agency or a freelancer for SEO?
What budget should a $500K-revenue business spend on marketing?
My agency is charging $8K/mo. Is that fair for what they do?
Help me write a marketing job description.
What's the right first marketing hire — generalist or specialist?
Should I build an in-house team or stay with agencies?
Got a question that isn't on this list? That's literally the point.